I spent most of last week in Germany, covering five cities in the inside of six days. This makes it sound more difficult and proactive than in fact it was for me, since my German publisher Goldmann took care of the logistics with the sort of enviable efficiency I can only dream about. There were four of us in the party - Susanne from Goldmann, who did so much of the real work and remained extraordinarily calm and cheerful throughout; the erudite and unfailing inventive Bernhard Robben, who acted as presenter and translator; and the suave and cosmopolitan actor Tobias Hoesl, who did the German readings.
Here’s the team bracing up for yet another day of existential stress and light literature, pictured here in front of the Concorde Hotel in Frankfurt-am-Main:

The days fell into a pattern - breakfast, followed by travel by air or train; then another city - and if there was a spare hour, time to look around; then interviews, followed by a nourishing snack to prepare us for the rigours of the evening; then the ‘performance’ itself - with Bernhard introducing it and asking the questions; me trying to answer them, which wasn’t always easy because he came up with a fiendishly fresh set of questions every evening; Tobias doing two German readings with great panache, and me doing two in English with silly voices for different characters (it’s a terrible temptation); afterwards a signing, food, conversation and drink, not necessarily in that order.
We started out at the Cafe Ruffini, a cooperative in Munich. Then we went to Hamburg, a city of water and gardens.

Here we had the event in the splendid surroundings of the Speicherstadtmuseum, a converted warehouse near the Elbe that would have made a wonderful setting for a Tintin movie:

Unfortunately other opportunities to take photos of the area were limited, but I did manage to capture a couple of the former inhabitants of the docks:

Next stop was Berlin, always edgy and fascinating - and also in the process of reinventing itself at high speed. There was far too little time for the Bodemuseum:

In the evening we were off to Miss Marple’s, a crime bookshop in nearby Charlottenburg. Here’s Miss Marple herself, Bernhard, Susanne and a wobbly-looking bicycle waiting outside for the excitement to begin.

Rather blurred, I’m afraid, because I hadn’t yet mastered the night setting on my camera phone. Fortunately help was at hand in the shape of Stefan Paprotka, who took this intriguing photo:

Onward we went to Frankfurt, where the event was at another crime bookshop, Die Wendeltreppe - the Spiral Staircase - with a photo of Patricia Highsmith visiting the place just before she died, which seemed a good omen as she had been such an influence on me when I started as a writer (and later); and, yet again, the place was a reminder of just how individual and culturally vital a good specialist bookshop can be. No photos of the shop, I’m afraid, but here’s a view from a cafe window:

And one of the city’s less mobile inhabitants:

Finally we went to Stuttgart, and to Undercover, another enthusiastic and attractive bookshop dedicated to crime fiction. (Why do the Germans have so many good specialist crime bookshops? It’s partly because they still have their version of the Net Book Agreement, which means that all new books are sold for the same price, whatever the retail outlet, at least for the first few months of their life. Unfortunately Britain abandoned this sensible arrangement years ago, which is one reason why so many independent bookshops have had to close.)
The old centre of Stuttgart was looking very handsome in the sunshine. Here’s the former royal palace:

And here - just because I like it as a photo - is the sunlit balcony of the old castle, now a museum:

There may be a second part to this blog - hence its title - with more photos. You have been warned.