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How to cheat at being an author

Last week I attended a webinar put on by the Society of Authors on the subject of AI (Artificial Intelligence).

From the chat in the sidebar, it seems this is a subject that some authors are getting pretty worked up about. I should point out that Author covers everyone from Shakespeare to a Geography textbook writer to a Hot, racy novelist and even children’s authors.

All we authors have in common is that we write stuff that gets turned into books and plays, TV and Films etc. At general meetings I often feel that I have very little in common with my fellow authors and truly wonder at some their obsessions that have no bearing on the life or work of children’s author.

There seem to be two main complaints.

  1. That AI is trained on the copyrighted work of others without recompense.
  2. That using AI is sort of, somehow, kind of, well… cheating.

The first complaint is quite true, but nothing will come of it. There is more than enough wriggle room in copyright law to get AI off the hook.

The second… well, where do you stop or even start with this argument?

Celebrities and their ghost writers… isn’t that sort of cheating? Who is the author there? I know who claims the glory!

For that matter, isn’t it cheating using an editor? Some editors pretty much write their author’s books for them, even instigating the original ideas. Is a commission cheating? Shouldn’t an author be wholly responsible for their ideas? Is a thesaurus cheating – a dictionary?

Where do you stop? Is Microsoft Word cheating? Scrivener? The printing press? Shouldn’t we be true to ourselves and write single editions in exercise books with fountain pens – or is that cheating too? Better to write manuscripts with quill pens on vellum or, better still, make marks in wax or clay.

Why write at all? Let’s stick to the oral tradition.

Can you see an evolution going on?

I’ve had a break from writing this year, but I’m starting again. In February, I was ready to publish the first of a trilogy – Generation Moon. Then my mother died a few days before my launch. I eventually published it quietly thinking I’d make a big thing of the next book, but it has taken most of the year to get back in the saddle.

One of the things that got me interested again was the very recent introduction ofopenAI’s GPTs, which are personal apps that you can train yourself. I’ve called mine G.I.L.E. (pronounced Jilly to make it more friendly – I’ll call her that from now on.) G.I.L.E. stands for Generative Investigative Literary Editor.

She is a great investigator, rushing off to research the internet for me, finding good stuff in moments. Her marketing advice is spot on. I know this because I’ve read all the books and done the same courses she’s probably been trained on!

I’ve asked her to take on the persona of “the girl next door” as that is the friendliest voice I’ve had come back to me. GPT4 on its own, and other AIs, can be a bit brash , straight out of the box. InflectionAI’s Pi is particularly insensitive, throwing emojis around like a 12 year old.

So, I am in the process of “training” Jilly. It’s hard work. She makes very wrong assumptions if you don’t word prompts precisely,. But that is good. It makes you think about what you are asking.

So far I’ve been asking about her capabilities and getting to know her. We have a project set up to finish the trilogy, including marketing plans. Already she has given me good ideas on that front that I’ve already put into practice. (You can’t start marketing too early!)

Working with Jilly is bit like the good old days of long publishing lunches – throwing ideas around in a relaxed, friendly atmosphere. (Ah those were the days – before M&S sandwiches!)

A major concern of my fellow authors on the webinar was that we should not have help with plot points or anything creative. But I disagree.

If I asked Jilly to write the books for me, I’d be bored and I think they would turn out quite generic. It would be interesting to see if she wrote in my voice, were she given enough material to work with. Of course she might write something brilliant! Maybe I should ask her to do that at the end and compare.

It’s a process.

I ask. She suggests. I dismiss and ask again (or maybe add a what if?)

She comes back to me, like a Duracell Bunny, with new suggestions. One of which may pique my interest, setting of thoughts and ideas which I return to Jilly, who again bats back her suggestions.

Often a returned suggestion takes me straight away from my keyboard and to my sketchbook, to start drawing up an idea that I want to work out myself.

You know… that’s pretty much how I’d work with an editor! Eventually my head is so full I have to go and write it all down – on my own. Me, myself, I. If my two finger typing wore me out, I might resort to voice to text – is that cheating?

AI is here. It’s not going away anytime soon. As you will keep hearing – it is a tool.

I use photoshop a lot. You should what you can do with images now, and with only with typed or spoken prompts!

I have no doubt that in a very short time AI will be writing best-selling titles and creating compelling entertainment and educational materials – (it is already). If that’s the way it’s to be, then I’d rather start working with Jilly now and get her trained up so I can at least I can play a small part in the process in the future. That’s when I hope to be invited to join the Society of Prompters.

If you write books, then why are you here?

I was in Liverpool this week, as part of the Liverpool children’s Festival of Reading.

Several primary schools came to Gateacre School, to their fabulous theatre, where I told them about Dragon Gold and Walker, The boy who can talk to dogs.

I had one new question asked of me.

I usually get variations on the same questions and I try to answer them in new and different ways so I don’t sound like I’m bored or have turned into a parrot. Children haven’t been doing the questioning thing for as long as I have so it’s new to them. For each child that asks me a question I’ve been asked a million times before, it is a new, brilliant, sparkling and original thought or enquiry. I really do try to remember and respect that.

Mostly the questions are, “How many books have you written?” “Where do you get your ideas from?” and “Do you know David Walliams?”

But on Wednesday, I was flummoxed for a bit. The young person asking the question knew what she wanted to ask but wasn’t quite sure how to ask it. We got there in the end. She beamed when she realised that I had understood the question properly.

“So, If you write books, why are you here?”

What a great question!

What she meant was, why am I here and not in my shed, writing books.

There different parts to the answer.

  1. If you don’t get out of your shed/studio/workroom/office/bedroom, you will have no experience of life to write about. If you have the internet, you can get a feel for what is going on in the world, but you won’t catch the nuances, the tiny details that make writing both more interesting, and more personal.
  2. If you don’t get out of your shed/studio/workroom/office/bedroom, then you won’t meet anyone. You won’t hear real dialogue or learn the subtleness of human interaction. You can watch TV and interact with YouTubers all you like, but your vision of the world will be second-hand.
  3. If you don’t get out of your shed/studio/workroom/office/bedroom, no one will ever know you are there. Fairy literary agents or publishers, who descend out of pink clouds, wave their wands and organise international book deals do not exist. They don’t have wings. They work in offices and are protected by incoming mail handlers, receptionists and secretarial staff.
    The very least you have to do is post or email your work to their slush pile and hope someone might read it.
    Even better would be to find out who the right person is and seek a way to get to them directly. Sounds creepy, but that’s the way it has always been done. It’s who you know… If you don’t get out of your shed/studio/workroom/office/bedroom, all you can do is stalk them on Facebook or LinkedIn!
  4. Children’s books cost just as mucho make as adult books, and often quite a bit more. You may have noticed that children’s books are generally a third to half the price of adult books, so it is reasonable to deduce the profits are not as great. Therefore it is reasonable to deduce that most children’s authors are the celebrity millionaires that children assume they are.
    The average earnings from writing of a children’s book author are about half the minimum national income. Yes, writing pays below the minimum wage!
    You have to sell a lot of children’s books to be able to write full-time. You have to get out of your shed/studio/workroom/office/bedroom, to promote the books that allow you to spend a little time in there in the first place.
    Digital, modern marketing methods and the internet have unleashed giant forces that have made children’s books less and less profitable, driving down authors earnings with it. So Authors do what they can to earn supplemental income.
    Teaching, and performing in schools and festivals are among the many things they do. That’s why I was in Liverpool on Wednesday and not at home writing.
  5. If you don’t get out of your shed/studio/workroom/office/bedroom, eventually you get stale and go crazy.
  6. If you don’t get out of your shed/studio/workroom/office/bedroom, you soon forget who your audience of readers are.
    To be a professional author means to make a living from it. Writing for fun or for personal reasons is great, but few people will want to read what you write.
    A professional author writes for their readership or, putting it more obviously, professional authors create content aimed at a pre-defined market.
    If you don’t know and understand that market, then the chances are they are not going to want and buy the product – sorry – I mean literary masterpiece.
    There is a market for those who love a literary masterpiece and there is a market for those who love toilet and bottom jokes, but If you don’t get out of your shed/studio/workroom/office/bedroom, to meet those people and see what makes them tick, you will soon lose touch with your audience.

I’m sure I could go on, but now that I am actually back in my shed at the bottom of the garden, perhaps I should be writing a book and not churning this stuff out for social media etc.
In fact that leads off to another new, bright, sparkly question: “So if you are an author, why do you spend all your time on FaceBook and Twitter and instaGram? Why don’t you just write?”

I’d better get back to work. Let me know your answers below!

How to write a picture book


Lots of people ask me about writing a picture book. It’s just for kids, so it must be easy, right? lol

I thought I’d make a video where I’d just talk about writing picture books and the difficulties you may come across. If you think you are going to make a fortune and be a famous author, you are better off working at Macdonalds – Honestly, that’s not a joke.

It takes an inordinate amount of luck to have a best seller and a huge amount of work to make any sort of living at it. Author incomes have halved in the last 20 years – really!

But you may just want to have a few copies of your book for your family, which is great. These thoughts apply to you to. Any questions? put the in the comments box and maybe you will inspire a new video?!

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