Dancing on ice

Kristina Lenko
Kristina Lenko – the real star of Dancing on ice for all us sad Dads of a certain age – is not on Dancing on Ice this year. Is it going to be worth watching?

Not worth watching for Heather Mills, surely? Can she really hope to turn herself around with a British audience? The British don’t like people who meddle with their national treasures. I suspect she will never be forgiven for marrying Paul McCartney and will either be voted off first or kept in to make her feel the pain more and more each week.

Ah! don’t you love the mob?

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